HORROR VALENTINE’S QUIZ!

It’s that time of the year again where the shops are lined with cheap, red tat, social media is filled with the direst displays of affection, and everybody worships some fat little cherub for a day. That’s right, despite my surname, I find Valentine’s Day vile; a day that enforces heteronormative ideals of love and affection and produces some of the most cringe-worthy content – I’m more Tiffany Valentine than a St. Valentine myself so let’s spice things up a little bit with a little quiz. Have you ever found yourself looking at a couple and thinking ‘I need to be a filling in that sandwich’? If the answer is no, then this is most certainly not for you, so I suggest you back away quickly. For those adventurous so-and-sos that have stayed, I want you to open you minds and hearts and imagine you are on the prowl for some action as we get you to take our quiz to determine which horror movie couple want you as their third.

*Take the quiz below - please note the content is intended for ‘ADULTS ONLY’ - enjoy!

Don’t mind me, I’m still here. Yes, I saw the whole thing and I must say I am very impressed and a little surprised, you dark horse! I hope that I managed to whet your appetite today and that it was as good for you as it was for me. Be sure to share you results on social media and tag us so we can cheer you on (and judge a little bit, lets be fair). So until next time…